Anxiety Assassin
Ultra Potent • Stress relief pills • 3 pills per pouch
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Run the Numbers
1,250mg of active ingredients (15x more than most)
9 clinical-dose herbs and adaptogens
3 independent lab tests per batch
FDA-registered CGMP US manufacturing
Premium Clinical Grade Ingredient Forms
Why it works
Therapeutic doses of every ingredient.
1. Passionflower
Passionflower quickly reduces anxiety and stress by boosting GABA levels in the brain, calming overactive signals and soothing nerves.
2. Lion's Mane
Lion's Mane mushroom enhances focus and cognitive function by stimulating nerve growth factor (NGF), improving mental clarity and reducing anxiety.
3. Ashwagandha
Ashwagandha balances cortisol levels, reducing stress and promoting calm while improving mood stability.
4. L-Tryptophan
L-Tryptophan is a precursor to serotonin, the “feel-good” neurotransmitter, to stabilize mood, reduce anxiety, and promote calm.
5. L-Theanine
L-Theanine enhances relaxation and focus by increasing alpha brainwave activity, calming nerves without causing drowsiness.
6. Chamomile
Chamomile provides fast anxiety relief by interacting with brain receptors that regulate mood and stress, offering gentle calm and easing tension.
7. Valerian Root
Valerian root quickly eases tension and calms the mind by increasing GABA availability, relieving anxiety and promoting a balanced mood.
8. Lemon Balm
Lemon Balm reduces stress, promotes mental clarity, and relieves anxiousness, offering quick relief while enhancing a calm, focused mindset.
9. Magnesium
Magnesium supports a balanced nervous system by regulating neurotransmitters that influence mood and stress. It calms racing thoughts, reduces anxiety, and promotes mental clarity and mood stability.
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What we leave out
Relentlessly Clean — No Junk, Just Results. Here’s what you’ll never find in our products.
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Talc
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Gluten, Dairy, Soy, Corn
100% Made in the USA
From ingredient sourcing to your doorstep, our entire supply chain is domestic and traceable.
Oregon
Manufacturing
FDA-registered, cGMP-certified facility
California
Packaging
FDA-registered, cGMP-certified facility
Idaho
Fulfillment
Founder-overseen quality control
Oregon
Manufacturing
FDA-registered, cGMP-certified facility
California
Packaging
FDA-registered, cGMP-certified facility
Idaho
Fulfillment
Founder-overseen quality control
No overseas suppliers. No mystery powders. No exceptions.
Other "Supplements" vs. Mortals
80mg Active Ingredients
90g Sugar per Bottle
Cheap Ineffective Ingredient Forms
(ex: Magnesium Citrate)
1,250mg Active Ingredients
0g Sugar, Herbal Capsules
Premium Clinical Grade Ingredient Forms
(ex: Albion® Magnesium Bisglycinate Chelate Buffered)
4.8★ average rating — 60,000+ Units Sold
1 BOX
15 pouches Use 1 pouch for moderate anxiety, 2 pouches for extreme. Can be taken daily or as needed.
$39
2 BOXES
30 pouches
$74
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Save 10% + FREE SHIPPINGDescription:
What it is:
Ultra-potent anxiety relief – 3 capsules per pouch. Rip open, swallow, feel calmer in minutes.
What it does:
Kills anxiety and stress fast—regardless of the situation. This super formula of 9 natural ingredients murders your mental chaos without making you drowsy. Most natural supplements gently nudge your anxiety. Ours brings a sledgehammer.
How it Works:
Each single-serving pouch delivers what other brands spread across an entire bottle—clinical-strength doses of passionflower, ashwagandha, L-theanine, and 6 other proven calm-makers. This isn't your average natural supplement with fairy-dusted ingredients. We pack maximum therapeutic doses into every pouch. No measuring, no guessing—just grab a pouch when anxiety strikes.
Clean specs:
Vegan capsules • zero fillers or dyes • crafted in a cGMP, FDA-registered facility
WAY STRONGER THAN AVERAGE NATURAL SUPPLEMENTS
Solution For:
✓ Anxiety & Panic Attacks
✓ Work Stress & Overwhelm
✓ THC-Induced Paranoia
✓ Sunday Scaries
✓ Social Anxiety
✓ Racing Thoughts
✓ Pre-Sleep Restlessness
✓ General Nervousness
Full Ingredients List:
Ingredients: Passionflower, Lion's Mane, Ashwagandha, L-Tryptophan, L-Theanine, Chamomile, Valerian, Lemon Balm, Magnesium Bisglycinate
Other Ingredients: Vegetable capsule (cellulose, purified water), Microcrystalline Cellulose
→ Passionflower - GABA boost for instant calm
→ Lion's Mane - Mental clarity & focus
→ Ashwagandha - Cortisol control
→ L-Tryptophan - Serotonin support
→ L-Theanine - Calm without drowsiness
→ Chamomile - Fast anxiety relief
→ Valerian - Tension relief
→ Lemon Balm - Stress reduction
→ Magnesium Bisglycinate - Nervous system support
FREE FROM: GMOs, gluten, dairy, soy, artificial colors, preservatives, or any sketchy fillers
THE MORTALS PROMISE: Each ingredient dosed at clinically proven levels for maximum relief
Directions:
DOSAGE:
► Moderate anxiety: 1 pouch (3 capsules)
► Severe anxiety: 2 pouches (6 capsules)
► Maximum: 3 pouches in 24 hours
WHEN TO TAKE:
► At first sign of anxiety or stress
► 20-30 minutes before stressful events
► Daily for ongoing support
► Anytime you need to murder mental chaos
DIRECTIONS:
1. Tear open pouch
2. Take all 3 capsules with water
3. Feel relief in 15-30 minutes
PRO TIP: Keep a pouch in your bag, car, or desk drawer for anxiety emergencies. Works on empty stomach but can be taken with food.
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Finally, a Powerful Way to Calm Anxiety
⚡ Immediate Calm & Clarity
Feel the shift in 15-30 minutes. Not hours. Not "maybe tomorrow." A potent blend of 9 clinical-dose ingredients cuts through the noise so you can think clearly and breathe again.
🎯 Designed for Real-Life Stressors
THC-induced paranoia. Social anxiety before a big meeting. The daily overwhelm that makes you want to hide. We built this for the moments that actually derail your life, not lab conditions.
🌅 No More Sunday Scaries
That creeping dread before Monday? Gone. Start every week refreshed, focused, and in control instead of spiraling through your to-do list at 2am.
✋ One Pouch. Instant Support.
Toss it in your pocket, your bag, your desk drawer. When anxiety hits, you're ready. No water needed. No waiting. Just relief, anywhere, anytime.
Frequently Asked Questions
Ashwagandha (KSM-66) can produce noticeable calming effects within 20–30 minutes when combined with fast-acting compounds like L-Theanine and Passionflower. Anxiety Assassin pairs clinical-dose ashwagandha with 8 other ingredients that work through multiple pathways—boosting GABA, increasing alpha brainwaves, and balancing cortisol—for rapid onset without drowsiness. Long-term daily use may further support baseline stress resilience.
The best natural anxiety supplements combine multiple evidence-backed ingredients at clinical doses without sedating herbs like melatonin or high-dose valerian. Anxiety Assassin uses L-Theanine to increase alpha brainwave activity (calm focus, not sleepiness), Passionflower for GABA support, and Lion's Mane for cognitive clarity. The result is a supplement designed for daytime use—you stay sharp and alert while feeling noticeably calmer.
Ashwagandha and L-Theanine work through different mechanisms and are more effective together than either alone. Ashwagandha (KSM-66) is an adaptogen that helps regulate cortisol levels over time, while L-Theanine rapidly increases alpha brainwave activity within 30–40 minutes for immediate calm focus. Anxiety Assassin includes clinical doses of both, plus 7 additional ingredients like Passionflower (GABA support) and Lion's Mane (nerve growth factor), targeting multiple anxiety pathways simultaneously.
Yes—most herbal anxiety ingredients like ashwagandha, L-theanine, and passionflower are well-studied for daily use. Anxiety Assassin is designed for both daily support and as-needed use. Many users take one pouch (3 capsules) daily for baseline calm and an additional pouch before high-stress situations like presentations, flights, or social events. Maximum recommended: 3 pouches in 24 hours.
Valerian Root, Chamomile, Lemon Balm, and Magnesium Bisglycinate are among the most researched natural ingredients for supporting both calm and better sleep quality. Anxiety Assassin contains all four alongside ashwagandha and L-theanine. During the day, the formula promotes alert relaxation; at night, those same calming pathways help quiet racing thoughts and support restful sleep without the grogginess of synthetic sleep aids.
Ashwagandha and L-theanine are generally well-tolerated with minimal reported side effects in clinical studies. All 9 ingredients in Anxiety Assassin are natural and plant-based. Rare side effects may include mild digestive changes. If you have allergies, sensitivities, or are pregnant or nursing, review the full ingredient label and consult your healthcare provider before use.
Ashwagandha is generally safe to combine with most supplements, but may interact with certain prescription medications. If you're taking SSRIs, benzodiazepines, thyroid medication, or immunosuppressants, consult your doctor before adding any ashwagandha-containing supplement. Anxiety Assassin's 9 ingredients are all plant-based and designed to be stack-friendly with other Mortals products.
Yes—every Mortals product is 100% manufactured in the United States. Formulation and manufacturing happen in an FDA-registered, cGMP-certified facility in Oregon, packaging in California, and fulfillment from Idaho. Every batch is triple third-party tested by independent U.S. labs for purity, potency, and contaminants. Mortals is vegan, non-GMO, and gluten-free.
Mortals offers a 14-day money-back guarantee for first-time customers. If you're not satisfied, email hello@trymortals.com within 14 days of delivery for a full refund—no need to return the product. One refund per customer on their first order.








