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Pain Purge
Ultra Potent • Pain relief pills • 4 pills per pouch
Individuals on beta blockers or blood thinners should consult with their healthcare provider before using.
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15 pouches Use 1 pouch for moderate pain, 2 pouches for extreme. Can be taken daily or as needed.
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What it is:
Ultra-potent pain relief supplement - 4 capsules per pouch. A clean alternative to ibuprofen, aspirin, and Tylenol.
What it does:
Murders pain and inflammation fast—headaches, joint aches, muscle soreness—without wrecking your stomach or liver. This super formula works in about 30 minutes. Most natural pain supplements politely ask your pain to leave. Ours kicks down the door.
How it works:
Each single-serving pouch delivers 7 clinically-dosed ingredients that attack pain from multiple angles—blocking inflammatory enzymes, increasing circulation, and calming overactive pain signals. We pack maximum therapeutic doses that other brands wouldn't dare. This isn't fairy-dusted wellness theater—it's a super formula stronger than anything you'll find on the shelves.
Clean specs:
Vegan capsules • zero fillers or dyes • crafted in a cGMP, FDA-registered facility
WAY STRONGER THAN AVERAGE NATURAL SUPPLEMENTS
Solution For:
✓ Headaches & Migraines
✓ Joint Pain & Arthritis
✓ Muscle Soreness & Stiffness
✓ Back & Neck Pain
✓ Post-Workout Aches
✓ Cold and Flu Symptoms
✓ Inflammation & Swelling
✓ Chronic Pain
✓ Minor Injuries
PERFECT FOR: After tough workouts, long days at the desk, weekend warrior injuries, or whenever pain tries to slow you down.
Full Ingredients List:
→ Willow Bark - Nature's aspirin for fast pain relief
→ Boswellia - Blocks inflammatory enzymes at the source
→ Bromelain - Reduces swelling and speeds recovery
→ Ginger - Natural pain blocker and circulation booster
→ Turmeric - Powerful anti-inflammatory action
→ Magnesium Bisglycinate - Relaxes tense muscles
→ BioPerine® - Boosts absorption by up to 2000%
Other Ingredients: Vegetable capsule (cellulose, purified water), Microcrystalline Cellulose
FREE FROM: GMOs, gluten, dairy, soy, artificial colors, preservatives, or any sketchy fillers
THE MORTALS PROMISE: We use clinical doses that actually purge pain—not fairy dust amounts that leave you reaching for the medicine cabinet. Your pain deserves real relief.
Directions:
DOSAGE:
► Moderate pain: 1 pouch (4 capsules)
► Severe pain: 2 pouches (8 capsules)
► Maximum: 2 pouches in 24 hours
WHEN TO TAKE:
► At onset of pain
► Before physical activity to prevent soreness
► Daily for chronic pain management
► Whenever pain strikes
DIRECTIONS:
1. Tear open pouch
2. Take all 4 capsules with water
3. Feel relief in 20-30 minutes
PRO TIP: Take with food if you have a sensitive stomach. Keep pouches everywhere—gym bag, office, car—because pain doesn't follow a schedule.
WARNING: Individuals on beta blockers or blood thinners should consult with their healthcare provider before use.
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Made in the USA
Sourced & produced stateside
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Exclusive to Mortals
Crafted in-house.
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Clinically Dosed
Potency backed by research
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100% Natural
Clean, no-junk ingredients
Why it works
Therapeutic doses of every ingredient.
1. White Willow Bark
Willow Bark, known as nature’s aspirin, contains salicin, which converts to salicylic acid for effective pain relief. It soothes headaches, muscle aches, and joint pain while reducing inflammation.
2. Boswellia
Boswellia, from the resin of the Boswellia tree, reduces inflammation by inhibiting enzymes like 5-lipoxygenase. It relieves joint swelling, muscle soreness, and chronic discomfort naturally.
3. Bromelain
Bromelain, derived from pineapple, crushes inflammation at its source by breaking down the proteins that trigger pain and swelling. Helps speed muscle recovery, soothe aching joints, and calm headaches.
4. Ginger
Ginger blocks inflammatory compounds like prostaglandins, easing pain and swelling. Its analgesic properties are effective for muscle soreness, cramps, and pain relief.
5. Turmeric
Turmeric, rich in curcumin, combats inflammation and oxidative stress. It targets pain at its source, promoting joint and muscle recovery and tissue health.
6. Magnesium
Magnesium relaxes muscles, eases tension, and relieves cramps. This highly absorbable form reduces headaches and promotes faster recovery from stress.
7. BioPerine®
BioPerine®, from black pepper, boosts absorption of curcumin and boswellia by up to 2000%, maximizing the effectiveness of every ingredient.
What we leave out
Relentlessly Clean — No Junk, Just Results. Here’s what you’ll never find in our products.
All Corn Syrup
GMOs
Harsh Chemicals
Heavy Metals
Parabens
Silicon Dioxide
Talc
Mold
Carrageenan & Polysorbates
Artificial Sweeteners
Added Sugars
FD&C dyes
Preservatives
Synthetic Fillers
Synthetic Binders
Titanium Dioxide
BPA
Seed Oils
Gluten, Dairy, Soy, Corn
FINALLY, A NATURAL WAY TO CRUSH PAIN
FAST RELIEF YOU CAN TRUST
Quickly ease pain and inflammation with a clean, fast-acting formula that delivers results without harsh chemicals.
NATURAL REPLACEMENT FOR PAINKILLERS
A safer, effective alternative to ibuprofen, aspirin, and Tylenol—without the risks or side effects.
WORKS FOR EVERY ACHE
Whether it’s headaches, joint pain, or muscle soreness, Pain Purge helps you feel better, faster.
One Pouch for Instant Support
Convenient, easy-to-use pouches designed for daily use or whenever anxiety strikes—anywhere, anytime.
Frequently Asked Questions
Joint aches, sore muscles, headaches, and everyday inflammation. The formula calms swelling and soothes discomfort from workouts, long workdays, or chronic flare-ups.
Most people feel relief within 30–60 minutes. Your exact timing can vary with the kind and intensity of pain.
Yes. Made with non-addictive, plant-based ingredients, it’s gentle enough for everyday or as-needed dosing.
That’s exactly what it’s for. Pain Purge offers a natural alternative to ibuprofen, aspirin, or acetaminophen—talk to your doctor if you’re on other meds.
Side effects are rare. A small number of users notice mild digestive upset; discontinue use and consult your provider if anything feels off.
Clinically-dosed Boswellia, Turmeric, and Ginger plus BioPerine® for fast absorption—zero synthetic additives. Doctor-reviewed and third-party tested for clean, potent relief.
Usually fine, but double-check first. If you’re on blood thinners, anti-inflammatories, or other prescriptions, get your healthcare provider’s go-ahead.
None at all. You’ll get calmpainrelief without jitters or drowsiness.
Every batch is formulated and manufactured in FDA-registered, cGMP facilities in the USA.
We hope you’re thrilled with your Mortals order, but if something’s off, just email hello@trymortals.com within 14 days of delivery for a full refund.
