Cramp Crusher
Ultra Potent • Period relief pills • 5 capsules per pouch
Individuals on beta blockers or blood thinners should consult with their healthcare provider before using.
1 BOX
10 pouches Use 1 pouch for moderate symptoms, 2 pouches for extreme. Can be taken daily or as needed.
$49
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Save 10% + FREE SHIPPINGDescription:
What it is:
Ultra-potent PMS & menstrual relief supplement - 5 capsules per pouch. Your period's worst nightmare.
What it does:
Obliterates cramps, bloating, mood swings, and fatigue in about 30 minutes—actually works, unlike heating pads and false promises. Tackles the whole PMS package so you can function like a human. Most period supplements throw you a Midol and a prayer. This super formula brings a wrecking ball.
How it Works:
Each single-serving pouch packs 17 clinically-dosed ingredients that attack cramps from every angle—inflammation, muscle spasms, hormonal chaos, and oxidative stress. No more choosing between your bed and your life. We use maximum therapeutic doses that make other "women's formulas" look like sugar pills. This isn't gentle relief—it's a super formula stronger than anything you'll find on the shelves.
Clean specs:
Vegan capsules • zero fillers or dyes • crafted in a cGMP, FDA-registered facility
WAY STRONGER THAN AVERAGE NATURAL SUPPLEMENTS
Solution For:
✓ Menstrual Cramps & Pain
✓ PMS Mood Swings & Irritability
✓ Period Bloating & Water Retention
✓ Breast Tenderness
✓ Back Pain & Muscle Spasms
✓ Hormonal Headaches
✓ Post-Cycle Fatigue
✓ Heavy Flow Discomfort
PERFECT FOR: First day of period hell, pre-menstrual rage, mid-cycle cramping, or whenever your uterus decides to wage war.
Full Ingredients List:
→ Willow Bark - Natural pain relief (nature's aspirin)
→ NAC - Reduces oxidative stress & inflammation
→ Ginger - Soothes muscle spasms & nausea
→ Quercetin - Anti-inflammatory powerhouse
→ Boswellia - Blocks pain-causing enzymes
→ Magnesium Bisglycinate - Relaxes cramping muscles
→ Cinnamon - Improves blood flow & reduces pain
→ Resveratrol - Fights inflammation & fatigue
→ L-Theanine - Calms PMS mood swings
→ Chamomile - Eases cramps & promotes relaxation
→ Black Cohosh - Balances hormones naturally
→ Vitamin B6 - Reduces PMS symptoms
→ Turmeric (C3) - Powerful anti-inflammatory
→ Chaste Tree Berry - Regulates menstrual cycle
→ Zinc Bisglycinate - Supports hormonal balance
→ BioPerine - Boosts ingredient absorption
→ Vitamin D3 - Reduces menstrual pain
Other Ingredients: Vegetable capsule (cellulose, purified water), Microcrystalline Cellulose
FREE FROM: GMOs, gluten, dairy, soy, artificial colors, preservatives, or any sketchy fillers
THE MORTALS PROMISE: We use clinical doses that actually crush cramps—not pixie dust amounts that leave you curled up in pain. Your period deserves a real fight.
Directions:
DOSAGE:
► Moderate symptoms: 1 pouch (5 capsules)
► Severe symptoms: 2 pouches (10 capsules)
► Maximum: 2 pouches in 24 hours
WHEN TO TAKE:
► At first sign of cramps or PMS
► Day before period for prevention
► During heaviest flow days
► Anytime cramps strike
DIRECTIONS:
1. Tear open pouch
2. Take all 5 capsules with water
3. Feel relief in 20-30 minutes
PRO TIP: Start taking 2-3 days before your period for best results. Keep pouches in your purse, car, and nightstand—because cramps don't wait for convenient timing.
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Made in the USA
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Crafted in-house.
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Clinically Dosed
Potency backed by research
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100% Natural
Clean, no-junk ingredients
Why it works
Therapeutic doses of every ingredient.
1. White Willow Bark
Willow bark contains salicin, a natural compound similar to aspirin, providing pain relief and reducing inflammation associated with menstrual cramps.
2. N-Acetyl-L-Cysteine (NAC)
NAC is a precursor to glutathione, a powerful antioxidant that reduces oxidative stress and inflammation, helping alleviate menstrual cramps and support cellular health.
3. Turmeric
Turmeric’s curcumin reduces inflammation and oxidative stress, targeting pain pathways to relieve cramps and swelling.
4. Ginger
Ginger, rich in gingerols, soothes muscle spasms, reduces bloating, and relieves nausea with its anti-inflammatory and antispasmodic properties.
5. Quercetin
Quercetin is a potent antioxidant that reduces inflammation, improves blood flow, and alleviates cramp-related pain.
6. Boswellia
Boswellia inhibits pro-inflammatory enzymes, easing muscle tension and reducing menstrual pain naturally.
7. Magnesium
Magnesium relaxes muscles and supports nerve function. Its highly absorbable form reduces cramps, spasms, and PMS-related mood swings.
8. Cinnamon Bark
Cinnamon enhances blood flow, relaxes the uterus, and alleviates menstrual pain and bloating with anti-inflammatory properties.
9. Resveratrol
Resveratrol combats oxidative stress and inflammation, easing fatigue and discomfort while supporting cellular health.
10. L-Theanine
L-Theanine boosts calming neurotransmitters, promoting relaxation and reducing PMS-related stress and mood swings.
11. Chamomile
Chamomile relaxes uterine muscles, easing cramps, and its calming properties promote restful sleep during menstruation.
12. Black Cohosh
Black Cohosh balances hormones, reducing menstrual cramping, mood swings, and bloating for manageable PMS symptoms.
13. Vitamin B-6
Vitamin B-6 supports hormonal and neurotransmitter balance, alleviating mood swings, irritability, and PMS-related fatigue.
14. Chaste Tree Berry
Chaste Tree Berry regulates hormonal fluctuations, reducing cramps, bloating, and mood changes to support long-term menstrual health.
15. Zinc Bisglycinate
Zinc supports immune function and cellular repair while reducing inflammation and cramping in its highly absorbable form.
16. BioPerine
BioPerine enhances the bioavailability of other ingredients dramatically, boosting absorption and the effectiveness of PMS relief.
17. Vitamin D3
Vitamin D3 supports hormonal health, reduces inflammation, and alleviates pain and mood swings during menstruation.
What we leave out
Relentlessly Clean — No Junk, Just Results. Here’s what you’ll never find in our products.
All Corn Syrup
GMOs
Harsh Chemicals
Heavy Metals
Parabens
Silicon Dioxide
Talc
Mold
Carrageenan & Polysorbates
Artificial Sweeteners
Added Sugars
FD&C dyes
Preservatives
Synthetic Fillers
Synthetic Binders
Titanium Dioxide
BPA
Seed Oils
Gluten, Dairy, Soy, Corn
FINALLY, RELIEF YOU CAN COUNT ON FOR PMS AND CRAMPS
CRUSH CRAMPS AND PAIN FAST
Say goodbye to menstrual pain with a formula designed to relax muscle spasms, reduce inflammation, and stop cramps in their tracks.
BALANCE YOUR MOOD AND ENERGY
Restore hormonal harmony and fight fatigue with ingredients that help you feel centered, energized, and in control.
BEAT PMS BLOATING AND DISCOMFORT
Ease bloating and digestive distress so you can feel lighter and more comfortable during your cycle.
One Pouch for Instant Support
Convenient, easy-to-use pouches designed for daily use or whenever anxiety strikes—anywhere, anytime.
Frequently Asked Questions
Anyone battling cramps, PMS, bloating, mood swings, or post-cycle fatigue. It’s a clean, plant-powered option for fast, effective relief.
Most people feel relief in 15–45 minutes. Timing can vary with body chemistry and symptom intensity.
Yes. It’s safe for daily use during your cycle or as-needed for PMS. Consistent use can keep symptoms in check over time.
A doctor-reviewed, multi-targeted blend—zero synthetic painkillers. Turmeric + Willow Bark ease pain, Chaste Tree balances hormones, and gentle Magnesium Bisglycinate relaxes muscles for full-cycle relief.
Yes. L-Theanine, Vitamin B6, and Chamomile calm the nervous system and smooth out mood highs and lows.
Absolutely. Ginger, Cinnamon Bark, and Turmeric support digestion and help ease period bloat.
Side effects are rare. Ingredients are natural and well-tolerated, but mild digestive changes can occur—pause use and consult your provider if anything feels off.
Usually fine, but double-check first. If you’re on hormonal birth control, pain meds, or any prescription, run it by your healthcare provider before stacking.
Yes. Antioxidant herbs help fight oxidative stress, ease fatigue, and speed recovery after your period.
Consult their doctor. The formula is designed for adults, so get medical guidance before giving it to a teenager.
Every batch is formulated and manufactured in FDA-registered, cGMP facilities in the USA.
We hope you’re thrilled with your Mortals order, but if something’s off, just email hello@trymortals.com within 14 days of delivery for a full refund.